The first missionary was the first شیادی to hit the first idiot. –Voltaire

I had written this phrase in one or two places in Persian, which has been re-quoted in several ways, including the title of the first prophet and the first cleric, and the source of the phrase has been asked of me.

This page in English So come:

The first clergyman was the first rascal who puts the first fool. –Voltaire
نخستین روحانی بود که نخستین احمق را دیدار کرد رذلی نخستین!

در زبان فرانسوی اینطور پیدا کردم:

The first church was the first crook who met the first fool.
The religion of the same started when the first finds the first trickster fool!